CCJ Caption Contest 1
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:30 pm
ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club
CCJ Caption Contest 1
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:33 pm
Do you know this car has front air bags.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:53 pm
mmmmmmm i want to touch your boobies
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:59 pm
".... now when i hand over this blank cheque, you will pretend to be my girlfriend for today right ?"
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:08 pm
"So... Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. Get it?"
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:44 pm
Notice the forced smile? She must be thinking:
"If this guys hand comes any closer I'm gonna kick him in the balls..."
"If this guys hand comes any closer I'm gonna kick him in the balls..."
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:25 pm
You should see my other car. It's got 7000hp and this sick paint job.
Alternately: Make sure you toast the sandwich just right (hatred gonna hate
)
Alternately: Make sure you toast the sandwich just right (hatred gonna hate
)Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:26 pm
^ Yay for android version not letting you edit posts.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:03 pm
Woman: "Im so excited to be here today!"
Man:"Wooohhh! Who let you out of the kitchen???"
Man:"Wooohhh! Who let you out of the kitchen???"
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:17 am
dude= "get off my car or i'll put you on a diet."
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:43 am
are you sure you didnt cause that damage on the guard?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:34 am
Do those air bags come standard with each model?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:56 am
"These aren't the droids you're looking for":
Dude he's totally doing the hands
Dude he's totally doing the hands