ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

Ash wants a gerbil to get her pregnant so she can have her lil hybrid human / gerbils LMAO

I never want kids!! gerbil or non gerbil!! lol

I am gonna make the Gerbils breed lil Shane's and then when Shane is sleeping they are gonna ATTACK!!!

It will be on like Donkey Kong! Shane just doesn't know it yet!!

Ash is a AGRO secret double agent, who incidently is responsible for my sudden disappearance from ClubCJ. However I cannot say no more as I am now one with "The Supreme Gerbil". Oh dear leader...... I submit myself to you.....

Pete has to have regular Brazilians so that he can allow easy access for his team of mutant gerbils.
Pete's Mutant Ninja Gerbils!!!!!! lolz.!!

ozie has the best mardi gras costume ever!!!!!!!!yes hes going as a prancer!!!oh yeah and he has nits to i seen them!

Spacetingle was on the "An 'ode to MitzaB and his commando Gerbils" mardi gras float tonight as head marshall. Spacetingle was wearing a full rubber body suit to match with the custom designed rubber body suits Spacetingle made out of coloured condoms. (The only thing that the gerbiles would fit in). They were all individually coloured to match the gay pride flag. LOL.

Pete is so wrong! if he only knew Spacetingle...She would give you an upper cut and shove those condoms wear the sun dont shine.

Ozie does not know how "right" Pete is. In fact VRX_Pete is never wrong 99.999% of the time. Ozie is just baiting Pete to join the "Bait Bus" so Ozie can see first hand what SpaceTingle would do to VRX_Pete with said upper cut and condoms and a mengarie of A.G.R.O authorised trained commando Gerbils... After all it's Mardi Gras.. LOL.

Pete missed out on the Gerbil fun at Coffs.

The Gerbils were calling his name, but Pete was to far away to hear them.

Pete never misses out on the fun, I've had Trev's identical twin "tucked" away for Mardi Gras. Mwahahahahaha!

Besides, Ash doesn't mean that. She got caught by the AGRO crack team, as she was trying to invade MiztaB's super yacht and disrupt his evil plan for her own selfish plans to breed a gerbil master race. She's currently in the hot tub (under duress), soaking with Trev & Kev and preening MiztaB's chest fur with her tongue, after MiztaB's "Coffs Project" experiment. His quest to become half man, half gerbil with his DNA fusion experiment. Watch out for some hooning man-gerbils in Lancers coming soon to a back street near you!

Pete is just jealous so he made up his invisible gerbil friend to make us jealous so we think that he was having more fun than us :p

Pete also knows about my hot tub events with Mizta B, as he was staring from outside the window and filmed it and is putting in on Redtube as we speak. At the same time Pete snuck his super Ninja's in to steal some of Kev & Trev's offspring, coz Pete likes to dress them up in barbie clothes and take pictures of them & put them on facebook.

drake89, while in a drunken state, willingly took a leap of faith onto a partially inflated over sized balloon expecting to bounce around but instead just face-planted into the wood underneath it and seemingly disappeared into it.

made a solid thud too.

ohh.... this insent a rumor.

There is photographic evidence of said face plant too haha

Ash thinks my fur-friend is "pretend" but he's "TUCKED" away.....safely! *nudge nudge wink wink*. Away from that gerbil eater, Ash. They're not called "Pete's mutant ninja gerbils" for nuthin! Ozie know's all about that.... *nudge nudge wink wink*. ROR.

SIR-VRX wrote:There is photographic evidence of said face plant too haha

well post that sh1t!!!