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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:27 am
by Ash
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:28 am
by Ellimist
If nissan motorsport is "nismo"
then holden motorsport must be "homo"
found it on the internet LOL
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:33 am
by tryg
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
- TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront (1954)
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:33 am
by Ash
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:33 am
by Ellimist
live long and prosper
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:43 am
by Ash
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:44 am
by Ellimist
confucious say don't try to kill mosquito with cannon
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am
by Ash
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am
by Ellimist
warp 1 engage!
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:53 am
by Ash
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:54 am
by Ellimist
space the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise...
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:00 am
by Ash
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:27 am
by Ellimist
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:33 pm
by Ash
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:44 pm
by Ral1rt
confucious once say: Man who put creme in tart is not necessarily pastry chef