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USA RECESSION

Postby Corzza2 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:16 pm

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't
afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls
of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you
call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learnt their
children’s' names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and
they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
Pirates.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Hotline.
I got a call-centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they
got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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