Thanks @toc
I also ran your previous suggestion of putting the car up on a hoist and checking if the wheels still spin. My dad has a pit but no hoist so he can't try that. I'll definitely send him your most recent suggestions too and see what he finds
The Mitsubishi dealer and my dad both reproduced the brake fault by running the car stationary and pressing the brakes until it faulted. I think in both instances it took some time. I only drive about 80km a week and the brakes seem to fail every 2-3 months. It's happening in both winter and summer. There's nothing I can pinpoint I'm doing at the time that is consistent (like driving up a hill, or driving for hours, or braking suddenly).
I now recall an issue with my brakes when the car was less than 18 months old. I was driving on the highway (110km/hr) and gently braked for the upcoming 80km/hr zone like I did every day in that part of the road. The brakes didn't work and I pushed them harder which suddenly engaged the ABS (I think) because the car vibrated like never before. I lost control and ended up in the bushes on the side of the road. No idea if it's related to this current issue but it was scary!
I agree: I've heard from the Mitsubishi people about lots of customers with faulty ABS modules but presenting in ways different to my issue. Considering the ABS is such a major part of the car (cost wise and safety wise), they should've done a recall, but I guess they're thinking of $$$$

Replacing a $3,000 part in thousands of cars would be very pricey (lol, but it probably only costs them $100 to make!)
Dora_anne pointed out that there was a recall on the brake booster in some 2008 model Lancers too, but mine (nor my dad's 2008 Lancer) is eligible. Again, anything to do with brakes should be a recall. It's not like it's the volume control on the radio!
I'll keep you posted.
Again, I really appreciate your input and advice!
Have. A wonderful and safe Easter long weekend
